After Yuki and Hana’s offline collaboration wrapped up, the internet buzzed on a certain forum about the stream.
[Even If She’s a Trap] A Yuka Shirahime Thread 7 [It Doesn’t Matter Anymore]
398: Name: Anon Onii-chan
okay, who watched today’s offline collab?
399: Name: Anon Onee-chan
Hii, you called?
400: Name: Oil Baron
You people are way too fast.
401: Name: Prophet
of course i did!
402: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Sup sup, I was there too
403: Name: Anon Onee-chan
seriously, yall are too quick!
anyways, im here as well
404: Name: Anon Onii-chan
the usual gang’s all here
405: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Am here too!
406: Name: Prophet
who the hell are you?!
407: Name: Anon Onee-chan
who are you?!
408: Name: Oil Baron
No one here refers to themselves as “am” like that in this thread!
Who are you?!
409: Name: Anon Onii-chan
I T ‘ S A M E .
410: Name: Oil Baron
Oh, it’s you…
No, seriously, who?!
411: Name: Prophet
ah, it’s you… uh, who again…?
412: Name: Anon Onee-chan
Oh, it’s you!
413: Name: Anon Onii-chan
beats me. maybe a newbie?
414: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Everyone vibed so well I couldn’t help but goof off…
415: Name: Oil Baron
Well, take it easy here.
416: Name: Prophet
honestly, whether you have a username or not doesn’t matter
417: Name: Anon Onii-chan
to get to the point,
there are a few things about this stream I want to bring up
first, fuwa-chan went too wild, it was hilarious
418: Name: Oil Baron
419: Name: Prophet
cant deny that.
she went full throttle this time
420: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Lowkey I felt jelly…
in more ways than one
421: Name: Anon Onee-chan
how much good karma did she accumulate in her past life to get hugged by yuka-chan like that…
422: Name: Anon Onee-chan
Is it too late to start accumulating good karma now…?
423: Name: Anon Onee-chan
the fact that youre even asking probably means its too late…
424: Name: Anon Onii-chan
425: Name: Prophet
426: Name: Anon Onee-chan
427: Name: Anon Onii-chan
where did this infant come from lmfao
428: Name: Oil Baron
Random baby impersonation lol
429: Name: Prophet
can we move the convo along, please? lololol
430: Name: Anon Onee-chan
Fine, I’ll take the lead.
Isn’t Yuka-chan’s vocal range amazing?
She sang so well.
431: Name: Prophet
that vocal range was insane!
and yes, her singing was on point
432: Name: Oil Baron
When you put it that way…
Yuka-chan’s singing is just soothing.
433: Name: Anon Onee-chan
I totally get that!
Her singing was top-notch o…
434: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Cut it out with the random yaruo!
I almost spat out my dekavita pffff
435: Name: Prophet
sorry, that random yaruo took me back that i teared up
436: Name: Oil Baron
Yaruo threads have really declined lately, haven’t they…
437: Name: Anon Onee-chan
>>434, 435, 436
That was just a typo…
How did I not notice…
438: Name: Anon Onii-chan
W-Well, I guess that makes sense.
Yaruo threads were big like 10 years ago
439: Name: Prophet
feels old man…
440: Name: Oil Baron
441: Name: Anon Onii-chan
I feel you
442: Name: Anon Onee-chan
stop, youre hitting where it hurts
443: Name: Anon Onee-chan
…If only tranced yuka-chan would come to my place
I’d give her all the attention she wants…
444: Name: Anon Onii-chan
You sure you’re an “onee-chan”…?
445: Name: Oil Baron
Hey that’s rude lol
446: Name: Prophet
thats a low blow man lololol
447: Name: Anon Onee-chan
I’m still in my early 20s, okay!
448: Name: Anon Onee-chan
surprisingly, we might be close in age…
449: Name: Prophet
wait, so the only ones over 30 are…
450: Name: Oil Baron
Prophet and I?
451: Name: Anon Onee-chan
452: Name: Anon Onee-chan
i think so…
453: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Sorry bro, I just hit the late 20s myself
454: Name: Oil Baron
455: Name: Prophet
i’m gonna make a prediction…
within an hour, youre gonna stub your pinky toe on a corner.
456: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Dude, that’s oddly specific and painful. Chill
457: Name: Anon Onee-chan
alright, alright, lets move on
ill go next
we can all agree the yuka-chan trance event was insane
458: Name: Oil Baron
When she’s in trance mode, she acts just like a little girl.
459: Name: Prophet
tbh trance yuka-chan brings out a paternal instinct in me
460: Name: Anon Onee-chan
I kinda get that
It tugs at my maternal instincts too
461: Name: Anon Onee-chan
am I the only one who wants to mess her up real bad?
462: Name: Prophet
from today onwards, ur “Perverted Lady”
welcome to the crazy nickname club
463: Name: Oil Baron
Hello, Perverted Lady.
464: Name: Perverted Lady
465: Name: Anon Onee-chan
She really has the nickname on her?!
466: Name: Prophet
was it the mod?!
467: Name: Oil Baron
468: Name: Mod
Hello, mod here.
Thought I’d join since it looked fun.
I think “Perverted Lady” is a great username.
469: Name: Perverted Lady
mercy…please have mercy…
470: Name: Mod
Very well. Just for today.
471: Name: Perverted Lady
thank you… thank you…
472: Name: Anon Onii-chan
What the hell am i witnessing
Sometimes, the conversation goes on a tangent and doesn’t progress, and today seemed to be one of those days.
On a side note, Prophet’s prediction actually came true, solidifying his reputation as a legit prophet.
My name is Ayano Nagashima.
I’m the talent behind Nano Seiso, a first-generation member of the major VTuber agency, Imananji.
I have short black hair, nano.
I stand at 155 cm tall, and my weight? That’s top secret, nano.
But I do think I’m on the slimmer side, nano.
Honestly, I believe my popularity as a VTuber was mostly luck.
Initially, my job search began with my mom looking for something even a socially awkward NEET like me could do.
She thought I could make something out of my gaming skills.
Surprisingly, my application was accepted.
I was shocked.
I couldn’t believe someone like me would get a chance to be in the spotlight.
But I mustered up the courage to go to the interview.
I was so nervous that I blanked out at first.
However, the staff calmly encouraged me.
They were so kind to someone like me.
That’s when I realized I just had to think of the interview like a VTuber stream.
So, I tried acting as Nano Seiso.
And it was a hit.
I passed the interview on the spot.
That was my start, the beginning of my journey as Nano Seiso.
Even then, most of my work was completed within the agency, and I primarily streamed from home.
But after nearly a decade, it’s not uncommon for equipment to break down.
That’s what happened today.
My computer finally gave out, so until a new one is arranged, I have to stream from the office.
While waiting, I noticed a recent off-collab between the popular Fuwari Ukigumo and her favorite indie VTuber, Yuka Shirahime. Normally, I don’t comment on Yuka-chan’s streams, but today, I was bored and decided to give it a try.
The stream ended just before 4 PM.
I had a stream scheduled right after that, so I started just in time.
I played games and had fun with the viewers as usual until 6 PM.
I had decided to stream for only two hours today because I had an appointment at the hair salon.
Even a social recluse like me wants to be stylish, you know.
After wrapping up, I headed out to the salon. To my surprise, I saw Fuwari Ukigumo and a cute girl wearing a cat hoodie and knee socks.
It turns out this was Yuka Shirahime.
No way, it can’t be, nano.
She’s a girl, nano?
But for a socially awkward person like me, Yuka-chan was just too dazzling, nano.
Just talking to her made my heart race nano.
I left earlier than I wanted to hide my nervousness. A shame, nano.
If I hadn’t made that salon appointment, maybe I could have talked to her a bit more, nano.