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IBV C67: Thoughts and Impressions Episode

After Yuki and Hana’s offline collaboration wrapped up, the internet buzzed on a certain forum about the stream.

[Even If She’s a Trap] A Yuka Shirahime Thread 7 [It Doesn’t Matter Anymore]

398: Name: Anon Onii-chan
okay, who watched today’s offline collab?

399: Name: Anon Onee-chan
Hii, you called?

400: Name: Oil Baron
You people are way too fast.

401: Name: Prophet
of course i did!

402: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Sup sup, I was there too

403: Name: Anon Onee-chan
seriously, yall are too quick!
anyways, im here as well

404: Name: Anon Onii-chan
the usual gang’s all here

405: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Am here too!

406: Name: Prophet
who the hell are you?!

407: Name: Anon Onee-chan
who are you?!

408: Name: Oil Baron
No one here refers to themselves as “am” like that in this thread!
Who are you?!

409: Name: Anon Onii-chan
I T ‘ S  A   M E .

410: Name: Oil Baron
Oh, it’s you…
No, seriously, who?!

411: Name: Prophet
ah, it’s you… uh, who again…?

412: Name: Anon Onee-chan
Oh, it’s you!

413: Name: Anon Onii-chan
beats me. maybe a newbie?

414: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Everyone vibed so well I couldn’t help but goof off…

415: Name: Oil Baron
Well, take it easy here.

416: Name: Prophet
honestly, whether you have a username or not doesn’t matter

417: Name: Anon Onii-chan
to get to the point,
there are a few things about this stream I want to bring up
first, fuwa-chan went too wild, it was hilarious

418: Name: Oil Baron

419: Name: Prophet
cant deny that.
she went full throttle this time

420: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Lowkey I felt jelly…
in more ways than one

421: Name: Anon Onee-chan
how much good karma did she accumulate in her past life to get hugged by yuka-chan like that…

422: Name: Anon Onee-chan
Is it too late to start accumulating good karma now…?

423: Name: Anon Onee-chan
the fact that youre even asking probably means its too late…

424: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Savage lol

425: Name: Prophet

426: Name: Anon Onee-chan

427: Name: Anon Onii-chan
where did this infant come from lmfao

428: Name: Oil Baron
Random baby impersonation lol

429: Name: Prophet
can we move the convo along, please? lololol

430: Name: Anon Onee-chan
Fine, I’ll take the lead.
Isn’t Yuka-chan’s vocal range amazing?
She sang so well.

431: Name: Prophet
aaah, true!
that vocal range was insane!
and yes, her singing was on point

432: Name: Oil Baron
When you put it that way…
Yuka-chan’s singing is just soothing.

433: Name: Anon Onee-chan
I totally get that!
Her singing was top-notch o…

434: Name: Anon Onii-chan

Cut it out with the random yaruo!
I almost spat out my dekavita pffff

435: Name: Prophet
sorry, that random yaruo took me back that i teared up

436: Name: Oil Baron
Yaruo threads have really declined lately, haven’t they…

437: Name: Anon Onee-chan
>>434, 435, 436
That was just a typo…
How did I not notice…

438: Name: Anon Onii-chan
W-Well, I guess that makes sense.
Yaruo threads were big like 10 years ago

439: Name: Prophet
feels old man…

440: Name: Oil Baron
Big mood…

441: Name: Anon Onii-chan
I feel you

442: Name: Anon Onee-chan
stop, youre hitting where it hurts

443: Name: Anon Onee-chan
…If only tranced yuka-chan would come to my place
I’d give her all the attention she wants…


444: Name: Anon Onii-chan
You sure you’re an “onee-chan”…?


445: Name: Oil Baron
Hey that’s rude lol

446: Name: Prophet
thats a low blow man lololol

447: Name: Anon Onee-chan
How rude!
I’m still in my early 20s, okay!


448: Name: Anon Onee-chan
surprisingly, we might be close in age…

449: Name: Prophet
wait, so the only ones over 30 are…

450: Name: Oil Baron
Prophet and I?

451: Name: Anon Onee-chan

452: Name: Anon Onee-chan
i think so…

453: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Sorry bro, I just hit the late 20s myself

454: Name: Oil Baron

455: Name: Prophet
i’m gonna make a prediction…
within an hour, youre gonna stub your pinky toe on a corner.
it’s inevitable!!!!!!

456: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Dude, that’s oddly specific and painful. Chill

457: Name: Anon Onee-chan
alright, alright, lets move on
ill go next
we can all agree the yuka-chan trance event was insane

458: Name: Oil Baron
When she’s in trance mode, she acts just like a little girl.

459: Name: Prophet
tbh trance yuka-chan brings out a paternal instinct in me

460: Name: Anon Onee-chan
I kinda get that
It tugs at my maternal instincts too

461: Name: Anon Onee-chan
am I the only one who wants to mess her up real bad?

462: Name: Prophet
from today onwards, ur “Perverted Lady”
welcome to the crazy nickname club

463: Name: Oil Baron
Hello, Perverted Lady.

464: Name: Perverted Lady

465: Name: Anon Onee-chan
She really has the nickname on her?!

466: Name: Prophet
was it the mod?!

467: Name: Oil Baron
Most probably.

468: Name: Mod
Hello, mod here.
Thought I’d join since it looked fun.
I think “Perverted Lady” is a great username.

469: Name: Perverted Lady
mercy…please have mercy…

470: Name: Mod
Very well. Just for today.

471: Name: Perverted Lady
thank you… thank you…

472: Name: Anon Onii-chan
What the hell am i witnessing

Sometimes, the conversation goes on a tangent and doesn’t progress, and today seemed to be one of those days.

On a side note, Prophet’s prediction actually came true, solidifying his reputation as a legit prophet.

My name is Ayano Nagashima.
I’m the talent behind Nano Seiso, a first-generation member of the major VTuber agency, Imananji.
I have short black hair, nano.
I stand at 155 cm tall, and my weight? That’s top secret, nano.
But I do think I’m on the slimmer side, nano.

Honestly, I believe my popularity as a VTuber was mostly luck.
Initially, my job search began with my mom looking for something even a socially awkward NEET like me could do.
She thought I could make something out of my gaming skills.
Surprisingly, my application was accepted.
I was shocked.
I couldn’t believe someone like me would get a chance to be in the spotlight.
But I mustered up the courage to go to the interview.
I was so nervous that I blanked out at first.
However, the staff calmly encouraged me.

They were so kind to someone like me.
That’s when I realized I just had to think of the interview like a VTuber stream.

So, I tried acting as Nano Seiso.
And it was a hit.
I passed the interview on the spot.

That was my start, the beginning of my journey as Nano Seiso.

Even then, most of my work was completed within the agency, and I primarily streamed from home.
But after nearly a decade, it’s not uncommon for equipment to break down.
That’s what happened today.

My computer finally gave out, so until a new one is arranged, I have to stream from the office.

While waiting, I noticed a recent off-collab between the popular Fuwari Ukigumo and her favorite indie VTuber, Yuka Shirahime. Normally, I don’t comment on Yuka-chan’s streams, but today, I was bored and decided to give it a try.

The stream ended just before 4 PM.
I had a stream scheduled right after that, so I started just in time.
I played games and had fun with the viewers as usual until 6 PM.
I had decided to stream for only two hours today because I had an appointment at the hair salon.
Even a social recluse like me wants to be stylish, you know.

After wrapping up, I headed out to the salon. To my surprise, I saw Fuwari Ukigumo and a cute girl wearing a cat hoodie and knee socks.

It turns out this was Yuka Shirahime.
No way, it can’t be, nano.
She’s a girl, nano?
But for a socially awkward person like me, Yuka-chan was just too dazzling, nano.
Just talking to her made my heart race nano.
I left earlier than I wanted to hide my nervousness. A shame, nano.
If I hadn’t made that salon appointment, maybe I could have talked to her a bit more, nano.

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24 days ago

Thanks for the new chapter!

24 days ago

Thank you for the chapter! The part with the nickname is so good lol

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25 days ago

Safe journey! We’ll be here waiting for Yuka when you get back

25 days ago

Thanks for the chapter and have a nice trip.

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