[Good evening, Lis-niis and Lis-nees! This is Yuka Shirahime♪]
As I give my usual greeting, many viewers respond.
been waiting for ya!
finally, this day has come…
Aaah, life is worth living again~
Yuru Kakizaki: Welcome back, Yuka-chan.
Yuru-mama casually shows up
it’s been a long week…
this is the moment I truly feel alive
hyahoo! our fresh yuka-chan!
Fuwari Ukigumo: Ahh… IRL was fun, but this is also comfortinggg
anddd there’s also fuwa-chan
Evening, yuka-chan! I went to comiket!
so did I! you were super cute!
[Yuru-mama, Fuwari-oneechan, and the onii-chans and onee-chans who came to see me in person, thank you!]
Ahh, I couldn’t go… I really wanted to buy the voice packs…
for real, screw those scalpers man
Scalpers are the worst…
ah, but none of it is your fault, yuka-chan!
[Hehehe, if you thought I had nothing planned, you’re mistaken!]
I sense a change in events
Could it be?
[Those voice packs… can still be purchased by any registered member on a certain fan club site!]
I can’t, need a credit card…
Thank you… Thank you…
[It’ll be 550 yen, including tax, so if you don’t have it yet, please consider buying there!]
lissen, y’all better buy it!!
If you don’t, you’ll regret it to bits!
My heart stopped when I listened to it yknow
What a coincidence, mine did too.
mine stopped too
you’ll revive in the morning, so don’t worry
[No, I can’t keep selling the voice packs if it seriously makes your hearts stop!]
ofc, that’s only natural
if anything, saying it’s a voice that can kill piques my interest
can’t deny that
Fuwari Ukigumo: I’ve died once, too, so please give it a listen, guysss
What’re you even saying, Fuwa-chan?
Yuru Kakizaki: Yeah, I think everyone will undoubtedly faint.
Mama Yuru too…? What kind of terrifying weapon is this voice pack…?
[What do you think my voice is?!]
a cute voice that hits you right in the kokoro
A precious and utterly adorable voice
Yuru Kakizaki: A voice so cute it’ll kill you.
Fuwari Ukigumo: An angel.
u n a n i m o u s l y c u t e v o i c e
But, she’s actually a dude.
[Ehehe, it makes me happy to be praised. But it’s true that I’m a boy, okay? Oh, thank you for the Super Chat, Lis-nii of the World! But remember, you don’t have to overdo it.]
its making me anxious whether you’re really a guy, yuka-chan
Or maybe we’re the ones who aren’t really men?
huh. didn’t think of that
Then what exactly are we?
wow, things got pretty philosophical real quick
What’s a man, what’s a woman? I can’t tell anymore.
ayo calm down people
[Why has the conversation become so deep?!]
i wonder why
Yuru Kakizaki: Because the definition of gender was questioned…
Fuwari Ukigumo: Maybe I’m also a man all alonggg?
It’s over, everyone’s gone wacko from the very beginning of this stream…
[Things have gotten crazy…]
Can’t help it
a bit, yeah
[Anyway, today’s stream will be a little short, but I thought we’d look back at Comiket and have a few Marshmallows!]
blatant topic diversion. i see what u did there
well, it’s not like we were making any progress anw
I submitted some marshmallows, so I’d be glad if you ate them
[First, a quick review of Comiket! On the first day… I guess the first thing I can say is, it was unbearably hot and tiring? I was wearing a costume called Dark Alice at the time,] I say as I display the photo I took that day.
omgomg, so cuteeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Please step on me…
The fallen angel vibes… I cant get enough of it…
why didn’t I go… curse you, past me!!!!
the cos was cute
I saw it too, it was the cutest…
Same, same. it was so cute I honestly forgot you were a boy and got freaked out.
[Hehe, thank you, Lis-niis and Lis-nees♪]
[Then I went to the cosplay plaza on the second day, and I was wearing this beautiful dress!] I say as I switch the image to a slideshow of photos from the second day.
oh! u took photos with other cosplayers!
Wait, is that mama yuru?
Yuru Kakizaki: Yes, the one in the black dress is me.
I thought so, mama yuru is a beauty too
seriously, YuruYuka is the truth of the world
hey, don’t forget about FuwaYuka
Fuwari Ukigumo: Can I take you away?!
hold your horses, shotacon
don’t “can I take you away?!” us lmao
shes a lost cause already…
[Haha, that’s so like Fuwari-oneechan.]
Don’t feel bad about scolding her, yuka-chan-san!
Everything she just said is definitely out of line, and yet… lololol
Y-Yuka-chan is so kind…
Fuwari Ukigumo: Is this what you call personal approval?
i don’t think you’re using it right???
More importantly, your tone!!!!!!
the shotacon forgets once again
[Let’s move on and go to the third day.]
Alright, let’s-a go!
Every photo is precious…
I wish I was born a cosplayer
uh, you can become one now if you want
No bro, I meant my face. You know…
Getting consoled like that kinda hurts too…
a sensitive lis-nii you are, eh…
[Hey, Lis-nii. let me tell you something.
Makeup is amazing.]
srsly, you can definitely level up your appearance
Is there anything else I need?
You too, Yuka-chan?!
your first cosplay gets your heart pounding, y’know
i’ve done something similar before, twas embarrassing
[Anyway, let’s talk about the third day next!]
Yuru Kakizaki: Despite designing her myself, her destructive power is too much…
Fuwari Ukigumo: I saw this IRL, and it was to die forrrr
You were there too, fuwa-chan?!
shes the personification of action
[It was still super hot on the third day, but some people came from overseas. It was a great experience.]
oh, overseas otaku
They do exist in reality, you occasionally see them on Yotube
Such good smiles, everyone looks happy
I like that it’s a group photo, but there’s one weird Mobile Suit mixed in lololololol
[Stop with the Boxdam! Just remembering it makes me laugh!]
that was so random of them LOL
just looking at it makes me rofl
Its face, arms, and legs are still human LMAOOO
My stomach hurts from laughing pfffff
[There you have it! That’s what Comiket was like!]
I’ve never been to Comiket, but it makes me want to go
as someone who’s been, id suggest winter comiket to first-timers
Yeah, that’s some solid advice
Really? Maybe I’ll try my best to go to Winter Comiket then
The crowds are still there, so keep that in mind
[I’m planning to go to Winter Comiket too, so come and visit if you like!]
I’m definitely going
i’ll go even if it kills me
I’ll threaten my boss to go
if i don’t get time off, i’ll quit my job
[Aren’t you guys a little too desperate?!]
well… you know?
course we are
if anything, it’d be too corrupt of them if they don’t give a year-end break
huh? im in the service industry. you guys get breaks?????
thanks for always being there
d-don’t mention it…
[Keep working hard, onii-chans who work even during the end of the year. You can do it♪ You can do it♪]
I feel like I can do anything right now
i know the feeling
cant be helped
[Well then, it’s about time for the Marshmallow corner! But before that, let me have a little water!]
Yuru Kakizaki: Drink slowly, there’s no rush.
Fuwari Ukigumo: We’ll be waiting, so take your timeeee
we live in a kind world…
P.S. I hope you’re enjoying the story! I’ll be away until the 20th of August, so more chapters will come then!