IBV C87: Collab Stream with Schwarz (Dad)! 2
“Okay, so I’m thinking of starting the stream in earnest, but do you think I should keep streaming as I am now? If you’d prefer me to go back to how I was before, I can do that…”
While saying this, Dad used Yotube’s poll feature to ask whether he should return to his previous persona or stay as he is. The options were Return or Stay as is.
[Ahaha, wow, that’s some number.]
I shivered as I saw the poll results. It was a staggering 99%.
“Oh, wow… I’m glad you seem to prefer it this way.”
i could get used to this…
Its more like a mature woman than a girl, totally my type…
now that you mention it, shes following the schwarz theme with the black kimono, and that striking white hair…
When you think about it, black/schwarz for someone who’s a glint of light is kinda contradictory lol
True lol
Yuru Kakizaki: It annoys me how well it suits him…
Fuwari Ukigumo: Yuka-chan’s family must be weirdddd
LOL the person herself looks bamboozled
[H-Hey, my mom’s a normal person, okay?!
“Mm-hm, my wife is a homely woman with a dazzling smile. Well, to me, she’s irreplaceable and special, but yeah.”
Stop showing off like its nothing lol
Knighthard the Tornado: s’just another day with our leader
Purple Thunder of the Autumn Night: At this point, giving up might be easier
e…
I thought schwarz-san was more…cool.
“Anyway, let’s stop talking about me and read some Marshmallows, shall we?”
[Sounds good, Dad!]
“Good evening, Princess Yuka, Schwarz-san. Actually, I want to become a voice actor who can do both male and female voices. Do you have any advice for me?”
“Ah, this is right up my alley. Not many people can truly claim to be capable of both male and female voices. It’s a matter of effort and innate talent, but what I do involves narrowing the throat without vibrating the Adam’s apple, a method called the Melanie Anne Philips method.”
Melanie anne philips method? sounds familiar
I heard it’s kinda risky
guess it’s not for me…
Yuru Kakizaki: I don’t know it…
Fuwari Ukigumo: Me neitherrr
Knighthart the Tornado: Leader taught me once, but t’was a no-go for me.
id like to hear that…
Knighthart-san doing a feminine voice… could be cool…
“If you’ve heard it’s dangerous, let me give you a piece of advice: don’t try this technique when your throat is in bad shape.
You could really hurt yourself…
And while you should ‘narrow’ your throat, imagining it like when you yawn might help.”
[Wow, Dad, you know so much…]
“Fufu, I haven’t lived this long for nothing, you know?”
Dad smiles warmly.
Ugh…
This…is a guy…?
Too charming…
something’s off…
I wanna be babied and rest on her lap…but she’s a guy…
I-I feel weird too…
Knighthart the Tornado: s’why it was banned…
Yuru Kakizaki: I’m fine with it though…
Fuwari Ukigumo: Maybe because we’re already used to Yuka-channn?
Purple Thunder of the Autumn Night: The memory of our drinking party…
one liver’s talent led them astray… terrifying…
[Th-Then, shall we move on to the next one?]
“Oh my, how about you read the next one, Yuka-chan?”
[O-Okay!]
[Dear Schwarz-san,
What kind of girl do you want as your daughter-in-law?]
Fuwari Ukigumo: clatter
Clatter-nano
oy wait, something just stirred
Yuru Kakizaki: I-It’s not like I’m interested or anything!
Even mama yuru…
also, wasn’t that nano-chan just now?
It’s your imagination-nano
No, ur definitely nano-chan!
“Hmm, a bride for Yuka-chan, huh? What I can say is someone who treasures Yuka-chan, and if they have a good personality, I have nothing more to ask for.”
[Th-That was surprisingly sensible.]
“What do you take me for, Yuka-chan?”
[Right, you’re my dad…]
Yuka-chan seems bewildered by the info overload
That’s to be expected
It is confusing
Knighthart the Tornado: My condolences…
that aside, the requirements are pretty normal
Fuwari Ukigumo: I’ll cherish her forever
Yuru Kakizaki: I won’t lose either!
calm down, both of you lol
just bc ur in front of father-in-law doesn’t mean u should start impressing him XD
“Then, shall I read the next one?”
“To Schwarz-san… If parent-child participation is possible, is there a chance for Mom to appear, too? (eager)”
“My wife will not appear! Absolutely not!”
a, ok
just how much do you adore her…
We wanted to hear her, though
Maybe she could participate in yuka-chans stream…?
[I don’t think Mom will appear… She said she’d contribute ideas for videos but not appear on them…]
That’s a shame…
Maybe someday, somehow…!!!
Everyone’s so interested in schwarz’s wife lol
but I get it
i mean, with how much he dotes on her, anybody would be curious
“Don’t make me blush, shall we move on?”
[Ah, he dodged the subject.]
“Next. Yuka-chan?”
[Got it!]
[Please share funny stories about each other, and the one who gets more embarrassed loses!]
[To me, this situation right now is the funniest…]
“Kuh, can’t argue with that!”
We have a winner guys
yuka-chan, wanting to know defeat
can papa yuri top this?
Guess were starting to call him schwarz less and less now lmao
“Very well. You see, Yuka-chan is growing her hair out because my wife told her to! It’s funny you never felt weird about it until now!”
[Wait, it wasn’t normal…?]
so you DID notice at some point!
Yuru Kakizaki: I thought it was on purpose
Fuwari Ukigumo: Yuka-chan growing her hair because mom said so is cute…
what is this adorable creature
Is this a win?
[I lose…That’s super embarrassing…]
“To be honest, I’m quite embarrassed by this situation too.”
Both sides down…
W down!
A draw?
who won?!?!!?
Any more and well just have more victims!!!
“L-Let’s move on to the last Marshmallow, then.”
dodged
he dodged it!
That was quick, would’ve missed it if it weren’t for me… he already did
Don’t slip in jokes
“Do you plan to continue appearing as Yuri-san? Actually, I beg you to… It was the best… please…”
“This Marshmallow was sent just now, wasn’t it?! How did I manage to pick this one specifically…
Anyway, it was a one-time thing, so I have no plans to continue it, sorry.”
Eh-
no
we wanna hear more of mama yuri!!!
NYOOOOO!!!
Don’t go
Pls appear more
V-Live Manager: She sure is popular. We’ll consider it for future plans, so please relax, everyone.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Manager’s a pro!!!!!!!!!
Thx manager!
“Huh, wait, please, no…”
[Dad.]
“Hm? What is it, Yuka-chan?”
[Welcome to the G.I.R.L. (Guy In Real Life) world!]
“Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!]
yuka-chan lololol
Welcome!!!!
V-Live Manager: Remember, everyone, this is how you dig your own grave.
yessir!!!
Manager’s like schwarz himself!!!
But how did mama yuri get that model?
V-Live Manager: Indeed, how did you prepare it?
“I fixed up something I made as a hobby a while back. I used some generic models and had the costume custom-made by a pro. It cost a lot, but I got the go-ahead from above…”
eh
Above?
Is this a prank?
V-Live Manager: From above… You mean the president?!
President showed up?!
That makes sense, schwarz-san being from the first gen, could have connections with the president
“As everyone guessed, the President found it amusing, but I didn’t expect to dig such a splendid grave for myself…”
O-oof
Theres always a bright side to everything…
your wife will comfort you…
[So, Dad, what’s next?]
“Well, usually, it’s trivia and stuff, but how about answering whatever questions you have this time?”
[That sounds good; we should collect some topics then!]
“We’ll wait about five minutes, so let’s say comments number 5000 and beyond, write your topics there. We’ll start picking afterward.”
[Okay, everyone, write something!]
“As always, I can’t handle technical knowledge, so keep it within the usual range, please.”
After the selection was done…
“VTuber how-to, huh? That’s a nice topic.”
[This could vary a lot from person to person, so it might be good!]
“All right, let’s explain this together.”
[Yeah!]
It has been over a month since the last update. Is it an author not updating issue, or is real life taking up the translator’s time? 🙁
Need more please
Hi 🙂