I unconsciously let out a huge exclamation of surprise.
I almost let my real voice slip out; that was a close call.
even her scream’s cute
i NEED to go to comiket (sense of duty)
Yuru Kakizaki: Don’t worry, I won’t force you into anything. Take your time to think about it later, it’s all good.
mama yuru is so kind
i can’t believe she was so intense just a while ago, lol
[But I’m grateful for this amazing opportunity. I’ll definitely think about it!]
if youre showing up in person, im totally going to comiket
i hope I can file a leave from work…
if they reject my leave letter, ill quit my job, no joke
lol someone’s really putting their life on the line for this
[Oh, and if I do end up going, don’t force yourselves, okay?]
aww so sweet
no overdoing. noted
well I wanna go so i might push myself a little bit
im going to the frontlines of the battlefield so i should be fine
[Okay, um, the sudden turn of events caught me off guard a little, but I want to talk about the survey I mentioned!]
wonder what it is
[Here’s the deal! I’m taking requests for games you want me to play, things you want me to try, or even dishes you want me to cook!]
as long as it’s within Yotube’s guidelines, anything goes, right?
Seriously? You must be god…
polis there’s a demon here
[Of course, I’ll only do those within Yotube’s guidelines. I plan on responding to as many as possible, so feel free to drop your requests in the request box on Tweeter!]
wonder what should I request…
i wanna see you play a horror game
maybe a dating sim?
but I guess dating sims might be too boring for viewers…
ah, that’s true
[Oh, and, I’m not afraid of horror games at all! Bring it on!!!]
I sense a flag here
show us what you’ve got
i swooned just imagining you getting scared
[A-Anyway! I won’t get scared, just so you know! I’m being honest! Give me any game!]
hehe, imma make you play the scariest horror game…
hey, don’t bully her! …though I kinda wanna see that myself
make up your mind dude
[All right, we only have a little time left, so one last announcement! I’ll fulfill one request for a catchphrase or sing one song right now!]
hmm, what should I make her say
Yuru Kakizaki: A-Anything? Are you sure?
mama yuru lololol
she took the bait xd
[But first, we need to hit ten comments! Ready, start!]
say I love you onii-chan
say I love you onee-chan
sing Sen***zakura pls
sing Me*t pls
sing koi☆**na pls
Yuru Kakizaki: Say I love you Yuru onee-chan.
please do an offline collab with mama yuru
pls beg mama Yuru for a new outfit
Yuru Kakizaki: Huh-
Imagine asking for a new outfit on the debut stream
new outfit lmfaooo
not surprised she’d react that way www
I guess snipers have this side to them too
[Hmm, I guess I can try saying it?]
[Yuru onee-chan, I want to wear new clothes you think would look good on me.]
Yuru Kakizaki: A-Ah…
i can still keep going
you can do this, me
i almost reached for my wallet
[Is that…a no?]
did she leave?
I think she did
where can I superchat you?
lemme superchat pls
saying that in a pleading voice is unfair
i call this foul play
[Ehehe, just kidding! Next time I commission a new outfit, I’ll wait until I have enough money from monetizing before asking Mama Yuru.]
Yuru Kakizaki: Wait, give me a day.
say sike right now
a day is crazy
what abt the 3d model tho
the rigging doesn’t come for free, true
[Huh?! I don’t want to force you, Mama Yuru! It’s fine! Really!]
Yuru Kakizaki: It’s okay. Don’t worry about the rigging.
no, that’s not the point here lol
Mama Yuru is going on a rampage lol
[Urk…okay, that’s it for today!]
aww don’t go
lemme hear your voice more
when’s your next stream?
Yuru Kakizaki: Don’t forget what I told you about Comiket, okay?
Ma www Ma www Yu www Ru www
mama yuru is so aggressive xD
[Thanks for coming to my stream today, everyone♪
There were…a few unexpected things…But!
My next stream is scheduled in three days! It’ll probably be for an hour or two long, starting at 7 pm. I hope to see you there!]
ah, enduring for 3 days is ezpz
nooooooooooo!!! i’m on night shift that day!!!
Ill be there to watch
Yuru Kakizaki: I’ll definitely watch.
looks like mama yuru’s been brainwashed
doesn’t that also apply to us?
[Well then, onii-chans and onee-chans, good night♪]
Don’t go yet :<
Yuru Kakizaki: Thanks for the stream.
Thanks for the stream!
I’ll watch your next one too!
===The live stream has ended.===
I let out a sigh and turned off my stream.
“It was more tiring than I thought, but it was fun.”
Various comments flooded in response to my statements.
I enjoyed the lively atmosphere.
“Oh, that reminds me, Yuru-sensei mentioned Comiket.”
Just then, my phone pinged with a message.
“Speak of the devil…”
“B-But…I don’t have any costumes or anything like that…”
I think this is a good enough reply.
I can’t be indebted to Yuru-sensei all the time.
A few minutes after hitting send, Yuru-sensei called me.
“Hello, Yuru-sensei? What’s up?”
“I’ll get you a costume and do your makeup. Will you come now?”
“A-Are you sure…?”
“Absolutely. I bet your cosplay will make Yuka Shirahime’s name even more popular.”
“I’m not sure if I’m good enough for this…”
“You’re more than good enough. You’re cute, so have confidence.”
“Also, let’s announce the new outfit through cosplay.”
“I’ll make it into a 3D model later.”
“But I don’t have any money…”
“In exchange, let me draw a doujin of Yuka Shirahime.”
“You don’t need permission for that, right? You’re the one who made her, sensei!”
“Well, technically, it’s a derivative work, so getting approval from the official source is important.”
“So, what do you think? I don’t think it’s a bad deal.”
“Okay, I’ll go for it!”
“Got it! I’ll let you know when we leave, so be ready! By the way, what should I call you? Should I keep calling you Yuka-chan, or is that too rude? What’s your name again?”
“Um, it’s Yuki Himemura.”
“Hehe, it’s a cute name that suits you perfectly, Yuki-kun.”
“Uh, t-thank you…”
It’s the first time a girl called me by my given name like that, so I can’t help but feel embarrassed.
“Are you blushing?”
“N-No, it’s just your imagination!”
I have to act tough; I’m a guy, after all.
“I’ll tell you my name too—it’s Kaoru Yusa. That’s where I got Yuru.”
“You can call me onee-chan, you know?”
“Oh, no, that’s, um…”
“Haha, just kidding.”
“Please give me a break…”
I suddenly thought to myself, what if I call her by her real name and add onee-chan using Yuka’s voice?
Just as a teeny-tiny payback.
“Well, anyway, I think we’ll probably meet up at the location, so you’ll have to find a place to stay on your own.”
“Okay! Thanks, Kaoru onee-chan♪”
I heard a loud noise, like something had fallen hard, and then the sound of a door opening.
“What happened, onee-chan? Are you okay?! Oh, is this call still on? Sorry, I don’t know who’s on the line, but I’ll hang up now. Onee-chan will contact you again later!”
D-Did I overdo it?
—The Netizens’ Reaction—
[The Cutest Boyish Girl Ever] A Yuka Shirahime Thread (Surprisingly an Indie VTuber?)
115: Name: Anon Onii-chan
Gather ‘round, brethren who watched today’s stream.
116: Name: Anon Onii-chan
117: Name: Anon Onee-chan
i have been summoned
118: Name: Anon Onii-chan
I missed the stream, how was it?
119: Name: Anon Onii-chan
mama yuru was wack
120: Name: Anon Onii-chan
mama yuru was totally hooked
121: Name: Anon Onii-chan
there’s a chance that yuka’s going to comiket
122: Name: Anon Onee-chan
Huh? A VTuber actually attending in person?
123: Name: Anon Onii-chan
well, she’s technically an indie, so it’s something she can do
124: Name: Anon Onii-chan
If she turns out to be a beauty IRL, that would be the perfect package.
125: Name: Anon Onee-chan
Wait, was it just me who felt something was off during the stream?
Yuka-chan said her crush got a boyfriend, but I was confused if it was a guy or a girl.
126: Name: Anon Onii-chan
now that you mention it…
but if you think about it for once, a guy using a voice changer to sound like that is impossible
127: Name: Anon Onee-chan
Or…she could be an effeminate man.
128: Name: Anon Onii-chan
yeah no lmaoo
but if she really is, it’s plausible
there aren’t many real-life effeminate male vtubers
129: Name: Anon Onee-chan
130: Name: Anon Onii-chan
And if it’s a guy, calling herself “boku” is all the more possible.
131: Name: Anon Onii-chan
well, we’ll find out eventually
The netizens’ predictions were pretty spot on, but it remains to be seen how many people will realize Yuki’s true identity on the day of the event.
My name is Yura Yusa, the younger sister of Kaoru Yusa, who goes by the name Yuru Kakizaki online.
One day, I heard a loud noise coming from my sister’s room. When I went in to check, I found her collapsed on the floor, face beet-red and bleeding from her nose.
It seemed like she was on a call, so I told the other person we had to end the conversation to take care of my sister.
“Onee-chan, are you okay?”
“Well, you heard me talking about Comiket earlier, right?”
“Yeah, the one where the person behind Yuka-chan is going to attend.”
“While we were talking, I said something just to tease him.”
“Okay. And how’s that related?”
“We told each other’s real names for future reference.”
“I see. So what’s his name?”
“Even the name is cute. Isn’t that cheating?”
“Yeah, well, in retaliation for what I said, he called me Kaoru onee-chan, and I almost died.”
“You’re beyond help, I swear.”
“But he’s just so cute, can you really blame me?!”
“I understand your feelings.”
“But you can’t keep having nosebleeds like this.”
“I hope you can build up some resistance through the streams.”
“I’ll try my best…”
I dare say it.
My sister is also cute.
this ends “part” 1 of the series. we start with “part” 2 from the next chapter
the author actually calls them chapters, but im using “parts” for easy distinction